For sale...

Going cheap.....

One overtired snarky 5 yr old who insists that all he'll eat for the past 2 days is cheese and crackers...

He's angry at the United States Air Force because the Thunderbirds did not fly directly over our house today and therefore he couldn't see them properly....

He is not speaking to his brother because he dared to do homework when instead he should have been watching him play flappy poo fish or some other such insanity on the ipad....

He's mad at me because I won't let him sit in the car in the driveway with the ac on to watch movies...

Also he's pissed that the game ninja fruit poo flappy carrot jump (or whatever it's called....)  isn't playing the way he thinks it should, my suggestion he take it up with the game developer was not taken well.....

Oh and I suggested he may perhaps be tired "NO,  I'M NOT TIRED!!!!!"......

Excellent, he ate nutella off a spoon....so very healthy & filling & omg I'm going to go hide......

Interview with a 5yr old...

Finn turned 5 this weekend, obviously now he's a very wise young fella so I caught up with him this afternoon to ask some very important questions....

Me: Good afternoon Finley, how are you ?

Finn: Fine...

Me: Can you tell us what your favorite color is ?

Finn: Gold

Me: What super power would you want and why ?

Finn: To be strong, so I could beat Batman

Me: Do you have a girlfriend ?

Finn: No

Me: What is your favorite song ?

Finn: Minecraft style

Me: Can you show me your favorite dance move ? 

Finn: Sure

Me: What's your best joke ? 

Finn: It's a knock knock joke..

Knock Knock 

Who's there ?

Mountain

Mountain who ?

Mountain head (laughs hysterically)

Me: What is your favorite food 

Finn: Nutella and bread

Me: What car do you want when you are bigger and why ? 

Finn: A gold limbo (limo) because they're cool and have lots of space to fit people

Me: If we could have a pool full of anything what would you choose ? 

Finn: Candy

Me: What is your favorite toy ?

Finn: My Bowser car

Me: What do you want to be when you grow up ?

Finn: A stuffed animal man

Me: What is your favorite number and why? 

Finn: 1 million because it's the highest I've counted too...one zero zero

Me: Ummmm that's one hundred

Finn: They're the same

Me: If you could be any animal what would you be & why ?

Finn: A bunny, they hop high

Me: Who is your best friend

Finn: Finn (his friend at school, not himself!)

Me: What is your favorite TV show ?

Finn: Ninjago

Me: How many brains do you have ?

Finn: Two, there's a mind brain & a big brain

Me:  Can you explain that to me ?

Finn: No

Me: How were you born ?

Finn: I hatched out of an egg

Me:  How old am I ?

Finn: 22

Me: Where does Santa live ?

Finn: In the North Pole, it's safe for him there

Me: What makes you happy ?

Finn: Feeding chickens at the zoo

Me: What makes you sad ?

Finn: When you guys are mean to me (note..disagreeing with him is considered mean)

Me: What do you like best about Callum ? 

Finn: He can beat up Sissy & I help

Me: What do you like best about Maisie ?

Finn: That she lets me into her room.....sometimes

Me: What do you like best about Mommy ?

Finn: Baking chocolate chip cookies with you

Me: Can you describe your perfect day ?

Finn: Bacon for breakfast, play games, a nutella and bread for lunch, build puzzles, spaghetti and meatballs for dinner

Me: What time would your bedtime be ?

Finn: 6.30

Me: roflmao....

Finn: are we done ?

Me: yes, thank you for your time :)

Interviewer - Momma

Photographers - Momma & Maisie

Sideline hecklers - Maisie & Callum