Interview with a 5yr old...

Finn turned 5 this weekend, obviously now he's a very wise young fella so I caught up with him this afternoon to ask some very important questions....

Me: Good afternoon Finley, how are you ?

Finn: Fine...

Me: Can you tell us what your favorite color is ?

Finn: Gold

Me: What super power would you want and why ?

Finn: To be strong, so I could beat Batman

Me: Do you have a girlfriend ?

Finn: No

Me: What is your favorite song ?

Finn: Minecraft style

Me: Can you show me your favorite dance move ? 

Finn: Sure

Me: What's your best joke ? 

Finn: It's a knock knock joke..

Knock Knock 

Who's there ?

Mountain

Mountain who ?

Mountain head (laughs hysterically)

Me: What is your favorite food 

Finn: Nutella and bread

Me: What car do you want when you are bigger and why ? 

Finn: A gold limbo (limo) because they're cool and have lots of space to fit people

Me: If we could have a pool full of anything what would you choose ? 

Finn: Candy

Me: What is your favorite toy ?

Finn: My Bowser car

Me: What do you want to be when you grow up ?

Finn: A stuffed animal man

Me: What is your favorite number and why? 

Finn: 1 million because it's the highest I've counted too...one zero zero

Me: Ummmm that's one hundred

Finn: They're the same

Me: If you could be any animal what would you be & why ?

Finn: A bunny, they hop high

Me: Who is your best friend

Finn: Finn (his friend at school, not himself!)

Me: What is your favorite TV show ?

Finn: Ninjago

Me: How many brains do you have ?

Finn: Two, there's a mind brain & a big brain

Me:  Can you explain that to me ?

Finn: No

Me: How were you born ?

Finn: I hatched out of an egg

Me:  How old am I ?

Finn: 22

Me: Where does Santa live ?

Finn: In the North Pole, it's safe for him there

Me: What makes you happy ?

Finn: Feeding chickens at the zoo

Me: What makes you sad ?

Finn: When you guys are mean to me (note..disagreeing with him is considered mean)

Me: What do you like best about Callum ? 

Finn: He can beat up Sissy & I help

Me: What do you like best about Maisie ?

Finn: That she lets me into her room.....sometimes

Me: What do you like best about Mommy ?

Finn: Baking chocolate chip cookies with you

Me: Can you describe your perfect day ?

Finn: Bacon for breakfast, play games, a nutella and bread for lunch, build puzzles, spaghetti and meatballs for dinner

Me: What time would your bedtime be ?

Finn: 6.30

Me: roflmao....

Finn: are we done ?

Me: yes, thank you for your time :)

Interviewer - Momma

Photographers - Momma & Maisie

Sideline hecklers - Maisie & Callum

I think Sass is heredity...

After months of badgering from those who I think love me dearly and want the best for me (or are sick of me bothering them on FB with my endless stories of life on my own personal crazy train) I declare this blog open.....

I've read about how to start a blog...have direction, focus, know what your blog is going to be about....I don't even have those things in my every day life so I'm certain I'm not going to pull that off in a blog, so I'm just going to do it....

Lets start with a conversation with my personal assistant, Finley..age 4 3/4

Finn: What does weigh mean?
Me: It means how much something weighs, or how heavy something is..
Finn: Hmmmmm....

a few minutes pass....

Finn: Momma, how much do I weigh ?
Me: You weighed 35lbs last time we went to the Dr
Finn: Cool, how much do you weigh ?
Me: More than that....
Finn: How much more ?
Me: Ladies don't tell how much they weigh..
Finn: Why ? Can't you count that high ?
Me: Thanks bud....yes I can count that high, its just not good manners to ask a lady how much she weighs
Finn: You can ask my Dr, maybe he can count that high....

And so I blog.....and eat a chocolate chip cookie, maybe more than one but I can't count that high!