And then she said.....

The past 24hrs seem to have presented itself with an unusual amount of strange conversations in my house.....

In the parking lot of a certain sporting goods store...

Mai - Are the Dicks bigger here or in Virginia do you think ?

Me - Well, the Dicks here are pretty big, but remember that huge one in VA....

Inside aforementioned sporting goods store...

Me - Do you need a sports bra for volleyball ?

Mai - I don't know...?

Me - Well, do your juggies jiggle when you jump ?

Mai - Bwahahahahahaha

From the back of my car....

Friend of Mai - Have you ever pulled a big hair out of your butt crack ?

Mai - WHAT ? EWWWWW? NO?

Discussing tomorrows lunch plans...

Me - We'll bring a picnic

Cal - We'll have to find the cooler

Me - If we make sandwiches in the morning they'll be fine

Cal - I like my meat cold

Me - BWAHAHAHAHAAHA

Cal - omg....

Making a snack....

Finn - I can cut the cheese myself

Me - Why don't I help

Finn - Wow, you're really good at cutting the cheese...how did you get so good

Me - Well I've been cutting the cheese a lot longer than you have...